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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Wax type: Soy
  • Width: 3.1 inches
  • Height: 2.25 inches
  •   Looking of the perfect gift for that special someone in your life? Look no further! Guaranteed to put a big smile on their face, these witty, 100% soy candles are lovingly hand-poured by our small family business in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. We use 100% soy wax (no paraffin), premium clean scents infused with natural essential oils (no phthalates, parabens or sulphates) and cotton wicks (no lead or zinc) to ensure a non-toxic, clean burn every time for you and your loved ones. Our 8oz tins are completely re-usable so clean them out once they're done and find a fun new use for them.

    Choose from a variety of scents and if you don't see your favorite scent here, send us a message and we can get it for you!

    8oz tin | 3.1” x 2.25” x 3.1" | 6.2oz net weight of wax | 25+ hours burn time | Premium fragrance oils | 100% cotton wick (lead & zinc free) | Natural soy wax and nothing else!

    Gluten free, phthalate free, non-toxic, cruelty free, sulphate free, paraben free. Made in the USA. hand-poured in the beautiful blue ridge mountains in Asheville, North Carolina

    Candle care instructions:

    Please make sure to always trim your wick to 1/4" before you light your candle to avoid any soot and an oversized flame. 4 hours is the maximum recommended time to light the candle for, and make sure you don’t light it when there is less than ½” of wax left. Burn the candle so the wax pool reaches the edge of the tin each time, if you don’t you might see wax tunneling. Do not ever leave a burning candle unattended. Keep out of reach of pets, kids, fans, open windows, dinosaurs, robot vacuums and strong gusts of wind!

    Disclaimer:

    Each candle is hand poured by us and may have some imperfections, such as: minor discoloration of the wax, slightly off-centered label, tiny markings on the outside of the tin, etc. None of these impact the quality of the candle. Also, because these candles are completely natural, they might not look smooth after they’ve been lit, this is absolutely normal for 100% soy candles, thank you!

    Light Me When You Want A Blowjob | 100% Natural Soy Candle | Funny Valentine's

    SKU: 1391913825
    $32.00Price
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